Ray’s Death Rays

Atomic Funhouse is pleased to welcome our first sponsor.

Whether you’re planning global destruction or just stuck in traffic, let Ray’s Death Rays be the first stop for all your death ray needs.

Visit our showroom and see the latest brand names. We have death rays large enough for your secret lair, medium sized models for family reunions and styles small enough to deal with bosses, co-workers and school bullies.

And coming soon is the Apple iDeathRay. Play music, surf the Web and vaporize your friends.

Remember, there’s no paperwork or pesky waiting period to deal with. Stop in at Ray’s Death Rays today!

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Thanks for reading! Coming up: we’ll take a look at a common household product that could be a choking hazard to children and the elderly – doorknobs.


2 responses to “Ray’s Death Rays

  1. is it any wonder you are soo loved?

  2. Stop by anytime. It’ll get much worse.

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