Category Archives: Naughty

Goodnight Porn

With apologies to fans of “Goodnight Moon”, here’s a bedtime story for naughty boys …

In a dank little room
There was a computer
And a very large screen
And wallpaper of –

Two people bathing but not being clean

And a hard drive with bad girls posing in thongs

And two pouty lips
And an assortment of whips

And widgets with feathers
And midgets in leather

And brunettes and blondes with back-breaking knockers

And some creepy old neighbor using high-powered binoculars

Goodnight lust

Goodnight porn

Goodnight two people bathing but not being clean

Goodnight computer
And the very large screen
Goodnight bad girls
Goodnight thongs

Goodnight lips

And goodnight whips

Goodnight Asians
And goodnight Caucasians

Goodnight widgets with feathers

And goodnight midgets in leather

Goodnight brunettes
And goodnight blondes

Goodnight fantasies

Goodnight knockers

And goodnight creepy old neighbor using high-powered binoculars

Goodnight naked

Goodnight bare

Goodnight nude women everywhere

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Thanks for reading! Stay tuned for “Showgirls 2: A Christmas Story” as Ralphie’s Christmas is ruined when Nomi’s tongue freezes to the stripper pole.

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